![]() If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly.A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever’s bugging you.I want to exchange it for another Friday. If every day is a gift, I’d like a receipt for Monday.How do construction workers party? They raise the roof.I get plenty of exercise – jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.My annual performance review says I lack “passion and intensity.” I guess management hasn’t seen me alone with a Big Mac.I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin. There is a new trend in our office everyone is putting names on their food.The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to upset you.My resumé is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do.I always tell new hires, don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. Team work is important it helps to put the blame on someone else.When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, “A very good doctor”.The reason we “nod off to sleep” is so it looks like we’re just emphatically agreeing with everything when we’re in a boring meeting.My boss says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.I asked the corporate wellness officer, “Can you teach me yoga?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”.Some people say the glass is half full. Some people say the glass is half empty. Engineers say the glass is twice as big as necessary.My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job.The boss asks him, “What do you think is your worst quality?” The man says “I’m probably too honest.” The boss says, “That’s not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality.” The man replies, “I don’t care about what you think!” A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss.Here are our favorite office jokes that work perfectly for the joke of the day or if you’re in need of a laugh. ![]() Sharing a simple joke of the day makes work more enjoyable and goes deeper than just passing the time. Package Dimensions: 4.3 x 2.4 x 2.Office jokes and a ‘joke of the day’ culture are a great way to experience the benefits of humor at work. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED TO DIAGNOSE, TREAT, CURE, OR PREVENT ANY DISEASE THESE STATEMENTS HAVE NOT BEEN EVALUATED BY THE FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION. ![]() Sure, the flavor is strong (like its stress-relieving powers), but we know it’ll grow on you over time. Even better, it’s packed in gummies that are naturally flavored and non-habit forming. Our drug-free and habit-free herbal blend uniquely includes whole-plant ashwagandha, an adaptogen used in Ayurvedic medicine for thousands of years that has been shown to help you De-Stress. And, if you’re like us, you could probably use some help managing stress so you can experience less of the bad and more that life has to offer. We created Stressballs because we believe you shouldn’t have to stress about managing your stress.
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